Monday, September 14, 2009

<3 U 4EVA


You never know when love will hit you, strike you from your balance into the arms of your beloved, drawn to the dirty sidewalks below your feet.

You also cannot anticipate when you'll witness it in the flesh below your bedroom window. Our favorite Pinkmohawk Sandwichartist takes a quick break from changing lives one hoagie at a time to sneak a heartwarming cuddle. Some may wonder why it couldn't wait until later... but then who's to say yours truly wouldn't just lay it down and bare my heart in the city sidewalks?

PS. ...we all wonder, what's with the bare feet? I've seen that sidewalk washed in cheese sauce and gang symbols. I'm just saying.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

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Overheard just now (a great kick-off to DJJD!):

Male: Hey, you can suck my dick!
Female #1: Do you even like sucking dick?
Female #2: Yeah, yeah I do.
Male: Yeah she does!!
Male (couldn't tell if it was the same one--talking to someone else): Hey, nice parking job, dick!

I challenge YOU to use dick in every sentence!